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Never go to bed mad Empty Never go to bed mad

Post by funtus2012 Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:34 pm

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight

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Post by funtus2012 Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:37 pm

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now

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Post by funtus2012 Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:39 pm

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of
arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most
powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I
say more?

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Never go to bed mad Empty my first laugh

Post by funtus2012 Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:41 pm

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she
fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny

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Post by funtus2012 Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:43 pm

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear

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Post by funtus2012 Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:45 pm

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on

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Post by funtus2012 Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:49 pm

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite
three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator

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