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Post by jp2012 on Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:56 am

* Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
* Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
* Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
* AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
* Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
* Federal bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.
* Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
* George Bush virus: Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.
* Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
* Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.
* Nike virus: Just Does It!
* Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".
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